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Two Penny Stock

Get ready to have your mind blown! I’m going to share one of my favorite top secret kitchen tips with you. I’m going to teach you how to make an incredible, flavorful vegetable stock loved by both vegans and omnivores across the universe for PRACTICALLY FREE! I call it “Two Penny Stock” because it probably costs about two cents after you factor in the cost for electricity and water and what not. You’ll get 4-6 quarts (maybe more) of the delicious liquid gold to use as a base for soups or sauces, or you know, you can just drink it if you want. No judgement here. It’s your stock. Do what you want with it. What is the difference between stock and broth, anyway? There seems to be some debate on the topic, but most people say that stock includes trimmings and leftover bones and the like, where broth uses more meat and is richer as a result. I don’t really know. I’m no expert and, frankly, I could care less. I just call it delicious and eat it up.

Okay, let’s get started. The secret to Two Penny Stock is that it takes a little planning and TIME. Time is the secret component. That, and a one gallon ziploc freezer bag. Say what? Yep. A one gallon ziploc freezer bag. Where are you going with this, Christiana? I’m so glad you asked. I’m going to tell you and it’s the key to my success as an ultra frugal expert gourmet soup maker. (very official title, I know.) Tips like this are the reason I’m able to eat lavishly flavorful meals on a beans and rice budget. I’ve been told my method is quite a brilliant one, and I think you’ll come to like it, too.

So let’s get started. First of all, you’re going to take that freezer bag I mentioned and store it in the freezer. So difficult, right? You’re going to use it to save scraps from all the veggies you use every day. When you cut the ends off an onion, throw them in the bag in the freezer. (Side note, I also peel off the first layer of onion and throw that in there. You know, the tougher outer layer that no one uses, anyway.) If you peel carrots, throw the shavings in the freezer bag instead of the garbage. If you don’t use the stems to mushrooms, in the freezer bag they go. Also in the freezer goes the caps to bell peppers, eggplant, leafy ends of celery, cilantro that’s starting to look a bit too droopy, basically any vegetable scraps you come across that will freeze well and taste good in stock. I wouldn’t recommend potatoes or cucumbers, but pretty much everything else is fair game. You can also include any vegetables that are starting to look shriveled and are beyond the state of cooking.

Depending on how much produce your household consumes, your bag will be filled anywhere from a week to a month, maybe two if you’re single and don’t eat a lot of produce. When your bag is full, it’s time to make stock. You could even begin with it half full, but I always like to fill it, first. Making Two Penny Stock is an easy process and you have two options. You can use a large stock pot on the stove top (which I like to do to make a larger quantity of stock when I have time to keep an eye on it), or you can use a slow cooker, which is my usual method. Now, with a slow cooker, you really can make a batch of stock with a half bag of veggie scraps, but I used a full bag because I wanted it to be highly flavorful. I had a friend coming over for dinner the next day and I really wanted to impress her with my butternut squash soup.  To get the process started, simply dump your bag-o-veggies into your pot of choice.

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You can see here this batch of stock includes onion, bell pepper, a ton of eggplant, zucchini, mushrooms and who knows what else! That white looking thing that kind of looks potato-ish is actually the end to a white eggplant, just in case you were wondering. :) After you dump in your veggie scraps, you can spruce it up with a few herbs and spices if you want. I’ll usually throw in some dried thyme or rosemary, a bay leaf, maybe a clove of garlic or garlic powder, maybe a couple of black peppercorns, really it’s up to you. If you have fresh herbs, throw in a sprig of that. If you want a spicy stock, throw in some crushed red pepper flakes or a pinch of cayenne. It’s up to you. You can make it differently every time and it will be delicious no matter what. Just don’t go overboard with the seasonings. The point of Two Penny Stock is the wonderful flavor you get from your veggie scraps. It doesn’t need much seasoning at all. A dash of salt, a pinch of herbs, and a bay leaf and you’re good to go. After you throw in your small pinch of herbs and spices, top the whole thing off with water. I definitely recommend using a purified water if you can, but use what you have. I also add about a tablespoon of apple cider vinegar. Don’t ask me why. I know for bone broth, it helps to draw the vitamins and minerals out of the bone into the stock. I’m not sure if it has the same effect on veggies, but I like to do it, anyway. I think a splash of it adds the subtlest bit of depth and complexity to the stock. I could be wrong, but that’s what I like to do. It’s definitely optional. At this point it should look something like this:

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See how happy your veggie scraps are in their little bath? They’re just bobbing around in there as delightfully as can be. You’ll notice now some of the bell pepper seeds have floated to the top. Yep, I saved the inside of the bell pepper, too.  Now that you’re all set up, you simply turn on your slow cooker (or stovetop burner) and walk away. If you’re cooking on the stove top, check on it periodically and give it a little stir. You may want to start with a higher temp just to get it going, but then reduce it to a simmer. With a slow cooker, just leave it on and give it a stir after a few hours. How long it simmers is up to you. I like to keep mine in the slow cooker for a good 24 hours to extract as much flavor as possible, so I just leave it overnight and stir it a couple of times within the 24 hr period. I start it out on high for an hour or two to get it going, but then reduce it to low and leave it be. On a stovetop, it needs to be watched and you shouldn’t leave it while sleeping or leaving the house. It’s too risky. If I’m making a big batch on the stove top, I’ll do it on a Saturday when I plan on staying home and relaxing or catching up on housework. I’ll let it simmer for about four hours or so and stir it about once an hour. Sometimes it will simmer for longer if I have more time, and the longer it simmers, the more flavorful it will become.

After your Two Penny Stock has been simmering awhile, it should become a beautiful golden color. You can taste it and add a little salt, but keep it a bit on the under-salted side. You don’t want it to be too salty when you reduce it in sauces or use it for split pea soup. (I learned this the hard way.) Keep it slightly under-salted so you can customize the salt level to the dish you’re preparing. Now comes my least favorite part. It’s not too difficult. I just don’t really like doing it, but it’s worth it to have home made soup stock. EVERY SINGLE TIME I make stock, I drag my feet and procrastinate on this part, but when I finally do it, I remember how easy it is and it’s not so bad. It literally takes 10-15 minutes and I’m done. I don’t know why I avoid it so. haha It’s time to strain and bottle your stock. Basically, you strain it through a fine mesh strainer and pour it into mason jars, or some other freezer safe container. I’ll usually take the strainer and scoop out most of the big chunks from the slow cooker directly before beginning. After the initial scoop, I put a wide mouthed funnel in a mason jar and rest my fine mesh strainer on top of it. I then ladle the stock into the strainer so it’s strained and the jar is filled at the same time. (Sorry, I forgot to take a photo of this set up! I’ll do it next time.) Oh! and make sure your stock cools for awhile before straining. You don’t want to accidentally drip scalding liquid on yourself and the high temp will expand your container. You know, Science. When you’re done straining, you have something that looks a bit like this:

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Forgive the condensation on the jars. Sometimes I get lazy and decide to just put the whole pot of stock in the fridge for a day or two before straining, but I’d definitely recommend getting it done as soon as the stock is finished simmering. A clunky 6 qt pot does take up a lot of precious fridge space. If you’re using your stock right away, it can be kept in the fridge for a few days, but if not, you’ll want to store it in the freezer. Be sure to leave enough headspace to account for freezing. To give you an example, I accidentally over filled my quart jar in the photo above. I usually fill it about this much, but I guess this time was slightly too full because the next day, I peeked in the freezer and the jar had cracked and the stock had dripped out. :( Sad news. Make sure you fill it a bit less than what is pictured above. The pint jar froze fine, but the larger one broke.

So there you have it! Two Penny Stock! Do you feel enlightened? I sure hope so. Now you can adopt my method and begin making your own flavorful veggie stock for practically free. It’s so much tastier and WAY more affordable than store bought stock. I’ve been making my own stock for a couple of years now and have yet to purchase store bought stock since. I also make homemade stock/broth every time I roast a chicken or turkey. We’ll save that for another post, though. Enjoy your Two Penny Stock and please leave a comment to share how you made it your own. Let us know if you add an unique spice to yours or what kind of meal you make from your Two Penny Stock. We’re all dying to know!


Peach Cobbler

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Peach season is in full force here in TN and I know just what to do with those juicy little nuggets of Heaven! This post comes about as a special request from my cousin, Bethany. She asked me for a good peach cobbler recipe and who am I to say no to my dear cousin?

First of all, I’m ashamed to admit I’ve never actually made a peach cobbler with fresh peaches. My memories of cobbler at home always included canned peaches, flour, sugar, and milk. Tasty, but my Southern ancestors would shake their head in shame. So my quest begins for the perfect Peach Cobbler. We’ll call this recipe trial #1. It was good, but not perfect, so I’ll try again in a few weeks to see what else I can do. Regardless, it’s a good basic cobbler recipe that’ll get the job done and make your tummy happy. Boyfriend LOVED it. He wanted to eat the whole batch of cobbler for dinner instead of grown up food.

One thing to note: I made a small cobbler since there were only two of us eating it. I made it in a 2 qt pan, so you’ll want to double the recipe if you want a larger one.

Okay, here we go! You’ll need:

– 4 cups fresh peaches, peeled and sliced – (4-6 peaches depending on size and how much you sample the product while slicing. *wink*)
– 3/4 cup brown sugar
– 1 teaspoon cinnamon
– 1 teaspoon vanilla
– 1 tablespoon flour

– 1 cup flour
– 1 teaspoon baking powder
– 1/2 teaspoon baking soda
– 3 tablespoons brown sugar
– 4 tablespoons unsalted butter, cut into small pieces
– 2/3 cup milk
– 1 tablespoon brown sugar, for sprinkling

Preheat the oven to 425°. Mix together peach filling ingredients and layer them in the bottom of a 2qt. casserole dish. (Or, you know, whatever pan you’re using.) In a large bowl, mix together dry ingredients for the crust. Next, cut in the butter until the mixture becomes crumbly, then stir in the milk. Dollop the mixture by spoonfuls on top of the peaches. You can very gently spread it around to make it a bit more even if you want. Finish by sprinkling the top with the extra tablespoon of brown sugar. Pop it in the oven and bake until the crust is golden brown and the peaches are all bubbly and happy! (About 20-30 min) I’d recommend serving it with vanilla ice cream, I didn’t happen to have any on hand, but it didn’t stop me from eating some while it was still warm! Enjoy!

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How do you like to eat your cobbler?

Spanish Chicken with Olives

Last night I decided to try something different from my usual style of cooking and tried out this recipe with a few adjustments. Let me start off by saying I wasn’t in love with it and I’ll definitely try a few things differently next time, but it wasn’t bad and I have to consider the original recipe is probably better than my adjustments. First of all, I couldn’t find pecorino, so I had to use parmasean. That is probably what effected the flavor most. I read the comments on this recipe and saw a lot of complaints about bitterness and too much lemon, so I used the zest of one lemon and the juice of two. I also used four grated garlic cloves rather than 12 whole, and used two large tomatoes that I didn’t measure, but it was probably more than a cup. The results weren’t entirely what I had hoped for, but after tasting, I knew what was missing and will give you tips at the end for adjustments that I plan to incorporate next time. A word of wisdom: Do all of your prep work before starting. I was cutting vegetables while the chicken was frying in an effort to streamline everything, but ended up with a chaotic mess. Next time, I’ll DEFINITELY do all of my prep in advance. So, without further ado, I give you the recipe and instructions!


  • 2-3 lbs chicken (I used drumsticks only)
  • 1/2cup flour
  • 1/4 cup grated parmesan cheese
  • 3teaspoons smoked paprika
  • 1/4cup olive oil
  • Salt and freshly ground black pepper
  • 2 medium lemons
  • 1 large yellow onion, sliced
  • 1large fennel bulb, halved and sliced
  • 4  garlic cloves, minced
  • 3/4 cups spanish olives
  • 1 pinch ground cinnamon
  • 2 large tomatoes, peeled and roughly chopped
  • 1 cup white wine


Start off by prepping all of your veggies. Slice those onions and fennel and sit them aside in a bowl. Blanch those tomatoes and shock them in an ice bath to make them easier to peel, then roughly chop them. When you’re all prepped and ready, mix your flour, parmesan, and one teaspoon of paprika in a bowl.

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Season your drumsticks generously with salt and pepper and coat them in the flour mixture.

Spanish Chicken with Olives - SassyPantsChef

Add olive oil to a oven safe skillet or dutch oven and cook on med-high heat until the drumsticks crisp up, about 5 min or so on each side. Add them a few at a time and don’t crowd them too much in the pan. Sit them aside on a plate when they’re nice and brown.

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When you’re done with the chicken, add the fennel, onions and garlic to the pan and cook until soft. (This dish was lacking a bit of heat for me, so I think next time I’ll add crushed red pepper as well.)

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Next add your tomatoes, lemon, olives and 2 tsp. paprika, and cook and smoosh the tomatoes until everything is nice and soft. At this point go ahead and give it a little taste and add salt to taste.  Add some of your leftover flour mixture to the pan and a cup of white wine. Stir that baby til it thickens up a bit and looks like scrumptious saucy goodness.

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When your sauce is looking good, add the chicken back to the pan and bake in the oven at 425° for 30 min.

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Pull it out and enjoy! Serve with a veggie and starch. I think it would be great with rice, but I really wanted mashed potatoes, so I served mine with mashed potatoes and a side salad with some of the fennel leaves and homemade croutons.

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Now for a few thoughts and tips about this recipe. This chicken is suppose to stay crispy when baking it with the sauce, but I found that it wasn’t true for me. If you want crispy chicken, I recommend finishing it in the oven separately and simply cooking your sauce in another pan. (It won’t have to go in the oven, just the chicken.) You can pour the sauce over the chicken just before serving and it will maintain it’s crisp. The olives were a little weird for me, to be honest. I liked them, but they didn’t seem to mesh with the flavors well, so perhaps I’ll try a different olive next time or omit it and add green peppers. This dish was also lacking a bit of heat, which is surprising coming from me because I don’t really eat spicy food. I probably would add some crushed red pepper in with the fennel and onions, or jalapeno if you like a little more kick.

So, there you have it. A Spanish inspired chicken with some tips and suggestions for how to make yours even better than mine. Let me know if you try it and made adjustments. I’d love to know what works best for you guys! For a vegetarian version, I think it would be tasty with eggplant or portabella mushrooms served over rice. Let me know if you try it!

How to Make a Balsamic Reduction

I love balsamic vinegar. I use it on everything: salad, soup, fish, you name it! One of the magical things about balsamic vinegar is that you can open up more culinary opportunities  with it by simply removing some of the water. Pizza with vinegar drizzled on top doesn’t sound very appetizing, but if it’s a balsamic reduction the texture is syrupy and delicious, rather than wet. When you reduce balsamic vinegar, the flavor is intensified and sweetened, so a little goes a long way. To start off, you want to begin with a good quality balsamic vinegar. It doesn’t have to be expensive to be a good quality. I bought mine from Trader Joe’s. (Can we take a moment to agree that we all love Trader Joe’s?) This bottle of balsamic vinegar was just around $5 and it’s comparable to more expensive options. Start off with one cup of vinegar. You’ll get about 1/4 cup of reduction, but unless you’re planning on feeding an army, this should be plenty. It’ll keep for about two weeks in the fridge, so you can do more if you think you’ll use it, but I’m starting off with one cup. How to Make a Balsamic Reduction - SassyPantsChef   Add your vinegar to a medium saucepan and simmer over medium heat. Now, this takes a bit of patience. My vinegar took 20-30 minutes to reduce, so it’s a slow process, but all good things take time, right? It’s okay to step away and go about doing other things around the house. Just make sure you give it a little stir every few minutes. Go ahead and turn on a fan, because it’s going to get stinky. You might singe your noise hairs a little bit, but hang in there. You’ll be alright. After about 15-20 minutes or so of stirring every few minutes, you’ll want to pay closer attention. The vinegar may seem like it isn’t doing anything at first, but when it starts thickening, it does it quickly and you don’t want to burn it. Stir it a bit more frequently after the liquid has reduced some and you’ll soon notice the texture of the liquid looks a bit more like honey than vinegar. When it starts coating the back of your spoon a bit and is syrupy looking, it’s time to turn off the heat. I tried to take a photo of this for an example, but it turned out blurry. Sorry. :( Your balsamic reduction will continue to thicken as it cools. You can see here my one cup of vinegar turned into 1/4 cup of reduction. How to Make a Balsamic Reduction - SassyPantsChef The flavor is much more intense, so you only need a small drizzle for anything you put it on. Use it for Caprese, drizzled on homemade pizza, or strawberry ice cream. (Trust me on this one.) I couldn’t wait to try mine, so I just drizzled a bit over sliced tomatoes. How will you use yours?

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Chocolate Truffle Pie

Are you ready for your mind to be blown? I combined both my love of chocolate truffles and my boyfriend’s love of pie for a decadent dessert anyone can make! I’ll start off by giving you the basic recipe and you can make it your own by adding any number of toppings.

Here’s what you’ll need:

– Your favorite pie crust recipe (or a store bought crust if you like)
– 1 C. Heavy Cream
– 1  1/4 C. Chocolate Chips
– Pie Pan
– Med. Saucepan
– Big Spoon for Stirring
– Bowl
– Your favorite garnish (optional)

Start off by baking your pie crust. My favorite recipe is one I learned from Lisa over at She has a super easy method for making pie crust that I’ve adopted as my go to crust. Seriously, it’s so easy and no-fail, there’s no reason to purchase a store bought crust ever again.

While your crust is baking, slowly warm your heavy cream over medium heat, stirring frequently. Bring it to a low simmer. You want it hot enough to melt your chocolate, but you don’t want it to boil. When you notice a little foam or tiny bubbles and some steam, turn the heat off. You’re done.

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In a small mixing bowl, add your chocolate chips and pour the hot cream over the top of them. DO NOT STIR. Just leave it. Let it sit there for about five minutes without touching it. Step away and go make yourself a drink.

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Seriously, everyone should have a drink while cooking. Pour yourself a glass of wine or mix up your favorite cocktail. I’m having some strawberry lemonade with gin.

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After about five minutes has passed, your chocolate should be nice and melted. Go back and stir it until it is mixed up into a consistent texture and the cream is fully incorporated. When your crust is done baking, let it cool for about 10 minutes, and then pour that scrumptious melted chocolate in the crust.

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I used a larger pie plate this time, and my filling is a little shallow, so I brushed some of the chocolate up the side of the crust to make it look fuller. Pop that baby in the fridge and let it chill for a couple of hours until it’s set.

When you’re ready to serve it, you can leave it as is or change the flavor by adding anything you like. Some tasty suggestions: Jam (I like raspberry), Lemon Curd, Chopped Nuts, Peanut Butter, a sprinkle of Cinnamon, whatever pleases your palate! There you have it, one stunning slice of pie!

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I topped this one with a thin layer of raspberry jam. Notice the spoon push. You can’t serve Gordon Ramsay a plate without some sort of sauce and a spoon push.

That’s it! You’re done. Now get ready to bake away and impress all your friends. I’d love to hear how you make this  recipe your own! Leave me a comment telling me what flavors you incorporated and share your photos on facebook!

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